What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?